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		<description><![CDATA[Dear J.C. Penney, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole minute of our lives for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you&#8217;re crazy to make us watch a commercial telling us to buy your clothes. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=noncommercial.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4289500&amp;post=61&amp;subd=noncommercial&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;UR A PIG!&#8221; &#8211; LG Shine / AT&amp;T</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This commercial starts in the middle of a sentence. &#8220;Work&#8217;s so crazy right now. Fashion week&#8217;s coming up&#8230;&#8221; Obviously we don&#8217;t need an introduction. These aren&#8217;t characters, they are real people, celebrities, so we don&#8217;t have to waste time getting to know them. Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner from MTV&#8217;s The Hills. But even if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=noncommercial.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4289500&amp;post=1&amp;subd=noncommercial&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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